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I roundhouse kicked a TV personality trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a blackbird a duck 🦆 a robin a squirrel a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨

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