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I roundhouse kicked a TV personality trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a magpie a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a crow a raccoon 🦝 a goose a squirrel

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