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I roundhouse kicked a TV personality trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a crow a blackbird a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a coot a pigeon

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