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I roundhouse kicked a TV personality trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a pigeon a robin

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