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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a TV personality
trying to throw
watermelon
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a mouse 🐁
a coot
a robin
a koala 🐨
a duck 🦆
a pigeon
a raccoon 🦝
a goose
a crow
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