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I roundhouse kicked a Honduran spy trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a goose a rat 🐀 a pigeon a crow a blackbird a squirrel a koala 🐨 a robin a mouse 🐁

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