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I roundhouse kicked a Honduran spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a squirrel a goose a magpie a koala 🐨 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝

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