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I roundhouse kicked a Honduran spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a magpie a swan 🦢 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a crow a mouse 🐁 a coot

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