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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a Haitian
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bananas
chicken wings
halloumi
fish fingers
hummus
sunflower seeds
hamburger relish
chocolate chips
yoghurt
candy floss
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