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I roundhouse kicked a Guamanian spy trying to throw candy floss at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a magpie a crow a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁

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