Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I roundhouse kicked a Guamanian spy trying to throw nacho cheese at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a blackbird a swan 🦢 a goose a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a magpie a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.