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I roundhouse kicked a Guamanian spy trying to throw tinned tuna at …

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a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a magpie a pigeon a blackbird a rat 🐀 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝

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