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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
an Eritrean
spy
trying to throw
tomato ketchup
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢
a duck 🦆
a squirrel
a coot
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
a rat 🐀
a pigeon
a goose
a magpie
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