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I roundhouse kicked an Anguillan spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a blackbird a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a goose

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