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I roundhouse kicked a Dominican spy trying to throw chocolate chips at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a robin a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a pigeon

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