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I roundhouse kicked a Dominican spy trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a squirrel a crow a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a coot a goose a swan 🦢

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