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I roundhouse kicked an Angolan spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a magpie a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a crow a duck 🦆 a coot

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