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I roundhouse kicked an Angolan spy trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a robin a goose a squirrel a koala 🐨 a blackbird a coot a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a mouse 🐁

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