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I roundhouse kicked a Citizen of Vanuatu spy trying to throw baked beans at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a robin a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a crow a swan 🦢

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