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I roundhouse kicked a Citizen of Vanuatu spy trying to throw avocados at …

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a robin a mouse 🐁 a magpie a blackbird a goose a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a crow

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