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I roundhouse kicked a Tuvaluan spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a duck 🦆 a pigeon a magpie a coot a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝

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