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I roundhouse kicked a Tuvaluan spy trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a robin a blackbird a coot a koala 🐨 a goose a mouse 🐁 a magpie a duck 🦆 a squirrel
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