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I roundhouse kicked a Turks and Caicos Islander spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a blackbird a goose a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a robin a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel
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