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I roundhouse kicked a Tongan spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

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a rat 🐀 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a robin a coot a koala 🐨 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁

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