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I roundhouse kicked a Tajik spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a coot a goose a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀

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