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I roundhouse kicked a Swiss spy trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a magpie a rat 🐀 a coot a robin a crow a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

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