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I roundhouse kicked a Swiss spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a goose a blackbird a duck 🦆 a squirrel a magpie a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot

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