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I roundhouse kicked a Swiss spy trying to throw rice at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a coot a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a robin a swan 🦢

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