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I roundhouse kicked a Sri Lankan spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

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a crow a robin a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁

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