Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I roundhouse kicked a Spanish spy trying to throw tinned tuna at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a magpie a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a coot a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.