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I roundhouse kicked a Singaporean spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a goose a coot a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a crow a koala 🐨 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝

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