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I roundhouse kicked a Samoan spy trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a coot a goose a squirrel a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝

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