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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a Samoan
spy
trying to throw
tomato ketchup
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝
a coot
a pigeon
a robin
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
a goose
a koala 🐨
a squirrel
a rat 🐀
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