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I roundhouse kicked a Sammarinese spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

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a magpie a blackbird a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a pigeon a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

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