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I roundhouse kicked a Puerto Rican spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a crow a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a magpie a goose a pigeon a koala 🐨 a coot
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