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I roundhouse kicked a Pitcairn Islander spy trying to throw pizza at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a pigeon a duck 🦆 a coot a blackbird a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel
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