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I roundhouse kicked a Pitcairn Islander spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a robin a goose a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a duck 🦆

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