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I roundhouse kicked a Pitcairn Islander spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

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a swan 🦢 a crow a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a goose a koala 🐨 a blackbird

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