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I roundhouse kicked a Pitcairn Islander spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a goose a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a pigeon

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