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I roundhouse kicked a Pitcairn Islander spy trying to throw chilli peppers at …

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a mouse 🐁 a goose a squirrel a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a coot a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨

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