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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a Barbadian
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bananas
bread
tinned frankfurters
pitted olives
chocolate chips
noodles
chicken wings
hamburger relish
shallots
baked beans
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