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I roundhouse kicked a Paraguayan spy trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a goose a koala 🐨 a coot a robin a blackbird a squirrel a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆
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