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I roundhouse kicked a Paraguayan spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

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a blackbird a coot a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a magpie a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀

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