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I roundhouse kicked a Paraguayan spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

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a blackbird a swan 🦢 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a robin

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