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I roundhouse kicked a Paraguayan spy trying to throw rice at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a squirrel a goose a swan 🦢 a robin a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a crow
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