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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a Paraguayan
spy
trying to throw
garlic cloves
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆
a pigeon
a goose
a magpie
a mouse 🐁
a robin
a blackbird
a crow
a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
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