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I roundhouse kicked a Paraguayan spy trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a rat 🐀 a squirrel a crow a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a magpie a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁

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