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I roundhouse kicked a Papua New Guinean spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a swan 🦢 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a pigeon a blackbird a goose a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot

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