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I roundhouse kicked a Papua New Guinean spy trying to throw peanuts at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a goose a rat 🐀 a magpie a squirrel a swan 🦢 a robin a koala 🐨

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