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I roundhouse kicked a Papua New Guinean spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a magpie a mouse 🐁 a goose a robin a blackbird a squirrel a koala 🐨

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